This dog looks like it's wearing pants. https://t.co/F52D2hV3Ma
Sending my first Dick pick...am I doing it right? https://t.co/YcldQ9eEVD
@Smashburger you owe me $33.56 I've tried calling your east Windsor nj store and it's always closed. It's closed right now. I want my $ back
Gonna print a shirt: “I went to jury duty and all I got was this pamphlet on jury nullification.”
Then good news I have a solid one bar of service... #justice
Glad this room I'm waiting in is only half as hot as hell. Jesus Christ it's like they try to make this as shitty. #justice
Jury duty today. So far I've waited on 3 lines just to wait in a room. #justice
RT @davedevelopment: "Never write another loop again" Goto, am I right?
@AustenAllred I..uhh...maybe it's like...no...uhh...oh I get it it's like...uhh...I've got nothing. I literally & figuratively can't even.