America’s ass https://t.co/EOtNVwaout
Dream this morning: I was going to talk to @paulg about a product. I had shown a few people my product and they were excited. Sit down with Paul to explain it and...my kids wake me up. Can’t remember the product idea but can remember everything else! Thanks kids.
"So this 'throne game' ends at last." growled Conan, flicking through his timeline with a spatulate thumb. "Tis about time, by Crom. When I became ruler of Aquilonia, it took me not eight years, but eight seconds to wrench the crown from the previous king's corpse."
Got tired of my fucking phone replacing fucking with duck-ing text replacement ftw https://t.co/VmLhXN6bwn
Stepping outside this morning I invented 3 new curse words have liberally started to use quiznak from Voltron.
Getting ready for my lecture tonight. Dumped my coffee on my textbook. ? https://t.co/UvCsWIuK4m
@stephenncrowley I did this. Now I have a lot less friends on Facebook. Funny how I’m supposed to be the liberal triggered snowflake but they get angry and block/de-friend me. ?
@fpatrick Yeah that’s the only notification I get. Everything else is off. But the only people who have my cell I usually want to hear from