Wife: Are you drinking alone? Me: *opens Twitter* Not anymore.
If you would have told me last year to imagine a scenario in which I would vote for Hillary I would have come up empty. Yet here we are
@jt_grimes this is a no-brainer. Of course you do it!
@mrkx1221 I'm hoping they look at wreck-it-Ralph and realize there is a lot of money to be made if they all play nice.
@mrkx1221 Me too! But I’m concerned…
so I’ve been reading Ready Player One and all I want to do now is make my very own RPG
In other news, the RNC continues to surpass every measurable level of WTFery imaginable. Another night, another Trump plagiarizing!
@Jason the saddest part are the number of people who don't see this as a bad thing. They see your tweets and think, "about time"
AHHHH IT'S LITERALLY A PLAGIARIZED PASSAGE ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF HARD WORK
I’m guessing Trump is a top? https://t.co/x2MGOHGYAe
AFAIK, there's nothing yet even suggesting the Nice attacker pledged allegiance to Baghdadi.
My iPhone is weird…it keeps trying to change the word fuck to either duck or fuckmuppet
I’m convinced that @realDonaldTrump is going to pick himself as his own VP because he’s just that narcissistic