This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen in a while. The instructions on how to light the pilot for my heater is… https://t.co/L9xljcNASF
@fpatrick He used to be a writer on SNL he’s got a comedy special on Netflix and had a tv show that was cancelled
With an inarticulate bellow Conan upended his kitchen table. The only coffee in the house was decaf, the only milk… https://t.co/MFMQwd4J8o
Maybe @NJTRANSIT should make an announcement at their stations which are getting more and more crowded
So instead of anyone at @NJTRANSIT making an announcement that train service is suspended I’m telling people. Pretty shitty thing to do.
How have I not heard of https://t.co/bCOP1YJvTt before now?! *heavy breathing intensifies*
Any and every time I commute into NYC for business I’m reminded by how soul sucking the experience is and grateful@I charge extra to do it.
The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeb… https://t.co/1IjjP2RvLo
@JT_Grimes Lol oh yes
I have the Duck Tails theme song stuck in my head this morning.
This makes working a bit more difficult https://t.co/xxGw8xfSOZ
Her name is Siri and today she’s deleted code...and she won’t sit still so this is the best pic I’ve got https://t.co/hxwLJFGtFd
Today I learned that #webdev becomes an extreme sport when there’s a kitten walking across your desk.
It just dawned on me that one of the last line of the song You’re Welcome is “Maui can do anything but float...” be… https://t.co/zghsl4p6W0
Hmm. I don’t buy it. https://t.co/OnwgKm0NQI