My Saturday evening https://t.co/VhqjQh39QO
RIP #VerneTroyer If you or someone you know needs help, call 1-800-273-8255
Asked the kids what movie they wanted to watch. Steeling myself to have to watch a crappy kids movie for the 70th time. They picked Return of the King! woot!
10 to 15 years ago if you told me smugmug would be in a position to buy Flickr I would have thought you crazy...yet… https://t.co/TVFJiAlTfP
I’m trying to will it to be warm. https://t.co/T52Z8Ejsbw
This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen in a while. The instructions on how to light the pilot for my heater is… https://t.co/L9xljcNASF
@fpatrick He used to be a writer on SNL he’s got a comedy special on Netflix and had a tv show that was cancelled
With an inarticulate bellow Conan upended his kitchen table. The only coffee in the house was decaf, the only milk… https://t.co/MFMQwd4J8o
Maybe @NJTRANSIT should make an announcement at their stations which are getting more and more crowded
So instead of anyone at @NJTRANSIT making an announcement that train service is suspended I’m telling people. Pretty shitty thing to do.
How have I not heard of https://t.co/bCOP1YJvTt before now?! *heavy breathing intensifies*
Any and every time I commute into NYC for business I’m reminded by how soul sucking the experience is and grateful@I charge extra to do it.
The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeb… https://t.co/1IjjP2RvLo