3y/o coming up from basement: "daddy my hands are cold," me: "yeah the basement is cold," 3y/o: "no, my hands are cold up here." #dadjoke
My 3y/o quizzing me on @DoctorWho_BBCA "daddy whose the 4th doctor, whose the 3rd...whose the 2nd," feels like I'm in some sorta nerd school
BREAKING: Appeals court denies Trump admin. request for stay of injunction on immigration order, meaning the Trump order remains suspended.
TIL you can be a "professional 'roo shooter" in Australia
From our so-called president: https://t.co/OkBU6or63M
POTUS req to pay for own accoms. while on vacay. But taxpayers will pay for SS and other staff's accoms while staying in POTUS owned prop.
Me: “I need a PHP developer” Dev: “I have 13 years Java exp” Me: “I need a FUCKING PHP DEVELOPER” Recruiter: “here are 12 Ruby devs…” #fml
Oh, no shit? I just assumed my water was hot now because of global warming. https://t.co/lXOFyGj0eR
@felixge i need help with this too. Maybe a google hangout to talk about this crap with ppl?
I can't do this for 4 years. I'm not strong enough. How do I deal with what I'm seeing and work and live a life? Jesus Christ I'm tired.
Everything about this is both depressing and painful and probably 100% true. https://t.co/YfAPXaweUl
Remember when the only thing we were all worried about were the clowns trying to kill us? I miss those simpler times.
Pupper disagrees with my use of Sublime Text…he’s a VIM user https://t.co/AZe4Ba42jm
So maybe it’s just because I’m new to it, but I’m hating everything about Webpack…feels like grunt too much effort needed.
Here's one of the people who have been detained under Trump's order to fight against terrorism. He's 5. https://t.co/KYbM4nYRDZ