@NJTRANSIT_NEC any update on the 2:01. It’s only 23 minutes late with no announcements. At this point you’ll pry m… https://t.co/tEHXMmw4rr

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-20 14:25:16

Q: 2 trains leave New Brunswick and NY Penn station at the same time. Where do they meet? A: they never do because… https://t.co/24z2FLFjtm

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-20 14:20:37

Preppers say you need learn how to grow your own food and build your own stuff for the coming apocalypse...I’ve lea… https://t.co/9WpEdGaBcT

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-18 16:53:31

???? https://t.co/WNy8B6pekK

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-15 10:06:30

@AntMennie @RepChrisSmith He took telco money. He has a position. It’s called “fuck you constituents”

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-15 09:45:38

Want to understand what the FCC did today. They legalized the digital version of the “colored people” water fountai… https://t.co/2woKvHeBKO

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-14 21:10:58

A moment of silence for the net. And then start screamig our fucking heads off. https://t.co/1fTkpw0Tiq

• @jeffjarvis
• 2017-12-14 13:25:10

For a confluence of reasons today I feel hopeful for the first time in a long time. It’s good.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-13 10:01:09

But...maybe they’re anonymous because they don’t want you to personalize things for them. Maybe you shouldn’t pick… https://t.co/D6aIqTJATV

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-13 10:00:01

Black folks elected Doug Jones. FYI. #AlabamaSenateElection https://t.co/CErgK6eOeI

• @deray
• 2017-12-12 23:09:25

@aaronsylvan I also hate it when I unsubscribe and they tell me it will take X weeks to fully remove me. Like, no, it does not.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-12 20:09:33

@AustenAllred I think I’d travel back to the beginning of time and tell God to just not do it. “LET THERE BE LI-“ “… https://t.co/uNSmFpzKbs

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-11 12:13:56

@AustenAllred What if you go to the future and people say, “ah yes the start of government work for President Rodman...”

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-11 12:12:13

The way we refuse to be intimidated by rogue, malicious assholes is absolutely brilliant. Our best trait by far. https://t.co/qQwnPBQQxz

• @AdamZHerman
• 2017-12-11 09:31:37

Hall of fame pitcher Tom Seaver on why he was successful https://t.co/9HzGTfa30H

• @AustenAllred
• 2017-12-10 20:32:43

Just completed a 1.24 mi walk with @Runkeeper. Check it out! https://t.co/wmEtgaebms #Runkeeper

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-10 12:42:22

Just completed a 1.28 mi walk with @Runkeeper. Check it out! https://t.co/Gd47ITaify #Runkeeper

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-10 12:42:22

I bought 123 bitcoin in the summer of ‘43 for two bails of hay and a used cotton gin. Retweet this and I’ll randoml… https://t.co/45zSOGOB5J

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-08 10:29:57

Net neutrality is one of the fundamental tenets of the internet. Without it, the information we consume, and the se… https://t.co/Xt3QIlylqD

• @acampos191
• 2017-12-07 20:01:19

Bitcoin was supposed to demonstrate the power of a true free market. Instead it's full of scams, rent-seekers, thef… https://t.co/LVzJvccR63

• @adam_chal
• 2017-12-07 15:13:39