Good to know my step in dog poop with new shoes streak has continued. ?
@coderabbi had a friend return his curved monitor. He couldn't get used to it. We have a curved tv at work and I personally dislike it too
2016, the asshole that it is, exhausted every last possibility to prolong our agony by giving us both a leap day AND a leap second. ??☠️
@mrkx1221 pretty much
So the diner near my house does a mix of 60% maple syrup and 40% butter. It's what God eats. https://t.co/HHJU5cAVMk
@AustenAllred you think that at some point you'll be able to tune those things out...it never happens those toys are soul-grating
@coderabbi well caffeine doesn't speed up typing THAT way. You gotta drink it silly.
@coderabbi but how fast did it load?
the older I get the more I realize this simple truth: cats are assholes
@jeffjarvis Any way Obama can make this stuff more permanent?
Any time I see a name trending on Twitter or Facebook I immediatelythink the person has died… :(
This is why the world needs idealists. https://t.co/z6CFsn3lA6
~15 years trying to make everyone separate HTML, JS & CSS. And then suddenly everything went south and we’re writin… https://t.co/aQutLofg2Q
Wife: "Benji don't unzip that pillow!" Benji (3): "No I have to! It's my destiny!" I think he's been watching too much @LegoNinjago3