@fpatrick Yeah that’s the only notification I get. Everything else is off. But the only people who have my cell I usually want to hear from
@fpatrick Best decision I made was turning off email notifications on my phone. You never need to be as connected as you think you do.
What’s the over/under on Trump resigning this weekend?
@CAwkward Overwhelmed and trying to not do that deer-in-headlights thing
My scorecard from 7/20/65. Sitting in bleachers when Stottlemyre hit inside park grand slam. RIP. https://t.co/vEuqzcDkim
As a father in a diverse city, I get the privilege of seeing kids of all walks of life, every race and gender and class. And one thing unites all these kids: they’re all dipshits who won’t zip up their coats when it’s cold as hell.
I think my daughter is trying to design a new captcha system https://t.co/Z6Zv9dvxa1
@coderabbi 20 minute of making folders?
Doing a little reverse psychology with my resolutions this year. I’ll try to gain 30lbs and going based off past resolution failures I should lose 30lbs. #Happy2019
NAACP remains concerned about the data breaches and numerous privacy mishaps that the tech giant has encountered in recent years, and is especially critical about those which occurred during the last presidential election campaign. https://t.co/BJEZyG8sqZ
- We gutted a generation’s savings by issuing dumb credit for overpriced homes until ‘08 - Then we loaded up their kids with student debt for valueless degrees to pay for university bureaucrats - Now nobody has money and it is going to slowly crush our economy https://t.co/XYGRSKW34w
I’ve delivered enough mail to my neighbors at this point that I should be eligible for a god damn pension
@USPSHelp our postmen pull this all the time. Not even just packages. They say they try to deliver while we are all home and things don’t show up. They deliver mail to our neighbors houses. They deliver us our neighbors mail. This is an all year thing but really heightened now
@d44pan Chrome is the new IE. They’re forcing users to use their products with their browser.
@MatthewKeysLive I feel like at this point it’s just the principle for CNN
@AntMennie Not exactly sure. He somehow ripped his toenail clean off. The vet said it happens if they’re running on carpet (which he does) and he was also going crazy chasing a squirrel outside so...one of those things
He is doing well with his bandage and cone of shame. https://t.co/BGz3y8fCHr
So a post script to this picture. Doc had ripped his toenail out and really hurt himself. He knew I was the only one home but in my office so he used the cat door to come to the basement and get me.
Someone has learned how to use the cat door and get into my office. https://t.co/7dzBkszNr7