Just watched a dude sneeze onto his phone, no attempt to cover his mouth, just huge sneeze kept scrolling. He’s gotta be at least 45...you know part of that generation that complains about my generations manners and inability to get off our phones. #BabyBoomersAreTerrible
@nickf I was at an agency once that readied a pitch and they had 20 people in a room for days on end. I realized it was probably costing us something like 50k an hour in billing. Have no idea what 90% of those folks did. In the end we lost the business ?
Thanks @Lyft for making my morning a nightmare
I’ve enhanced the flavor of this wonderful vegan chili by adding chicken. https://t.co/zycVRweemX
I firmly believe there needs to be an IQ test before one is allowed to use the self checkout at a grocery store
@dreilly712 No beer, but definitely a waterfront
Here’s the loudest thing I’ve ever heard. Lightning strikes somewhere real close to the Princeton Junction train station. https://t.co/1anCxx6onP
That’s the road in front of Princeton junction train station https://t.co/nrbNgrVLZW
Most comprehensive data structure / Big O overview https://t.co/pDNAVA51i4
What's amazing to me is that Sarah Sanders is still going to restaurants thinking she's getting clean food.
Life with ADHD means I remember that in 1986 Starship recoded “nothings gonna stop us now” for Mannequin...but forget to take the garbage out and god help me if I don’t put my keys on the same hook every day.
How the hell do you let Trotz resign?!
@coderabbi Asking the important questions here folks.
Who stalled Cap’n Crunches career? At this point he should be an admiral. #showerthoughts
@ericlbarnes But you eat it with a fork and knife so how can we really trust your judgment?