So, for example, if the congressional ethics office has evidence that members of congress are raping children, they… https://t.co/bK7MDsb3RY
First day back to school and work tomorrow so of course all the kids can't sleep. ☹️
My gym today looks like Walmart on Back Friday. There is literally a line out the door to sign up
Deleted Facebook and Facebook Messenger from my phone...good way to start off the new year
Shhh! Guys don't spoil the new year for everyone on the west coast! #HappyNewYear
Always forward, 2017. https://t.co/fdcgruUNjI
With celebrity death and elections taking the media by the nose, it’s easy to forget that this year saw a great many positives. Let’s look.
Given any class in Laravel 5.4, I can use it as a "facade" on the fly... ? https://t.co/iDmACAvkA2
Wife: “Benjamin, stop taunting the dog!” Benjamin: “I’m not taunting the dog, I’m taunting Jacob” ?
Ugh. The end of Rogue One was more emotional than I was really ready for today
Good to know my step in dog poop with new shoes streak has continued. ?
@coderabbi had a friend return his curved monitor. He couldn't get used to it. We have a curved tv at work and I personally dislike it too
2016, the asshole that it is, exhausted every last possibility to prolong our agony by giving us both a leap day AND a leap second. ??☠️
@mrkx1221 pretty much
So the diner near my house does a mix of 60% maple syrup and 40% butter. It's what God eats. https://t.co/HHJU5cAVMk