daughter has been grunting in the corner for 10 min. This is gonna be one epic turd that I can't pass off to my wife to clean. #parenting
After this is all over, I never, ever want to hear again about how businessmen would run the government better than politicians.
"I’ll never bring my phone on an international flight again. Neither should you", hard to argue with this logic https://t.co/RevYtV0vNM
ok, I give up, Laravel Mix is just not my cup of tea. Back to Gulp
For weeks, POTUS allowed total access to American intel for a man he knew was vulnerable to Russian blackmail. Undisputed fact.
@austenallred I think you just ask sincerely and privately
kids are stacking the cat food cans and knocking them down...ignoring the hundreds of dollars in blocks we have strewn around the house
We are in a pivotal moment in American history. We have a president who is delusional. He is a pathological liar.
Okay! How about this one: VOTER FRAUD IS A MYTH. Multiple studies show no evidence of WIDESPREAD VOTER FRAUD:… https://t.co/JHu1WQGTZh
It's almost as if electing an unstable Fox News viewer in his 70s with no governing experience wasn't a great idea. https://t.co/EArEEoUDBB
I’d watch the shit out of a @southpark show w/ the fat kids from the WoW ep. where they review games in Cartman’s basement
Uh…when @realDonaldTrump tweeted: "SEE YOU IN COURT…” does he not realize that he's IN court? Like, he's lost twice...in court…
Cleanup after the storm is massive undertaking. No not the snow. The storm of toys & crap after my kids spend the day stuck in the house.
Very important to get your DeVos jokes in while people can still read
All Children Left Behind https://t.co/BLyO1i3c30
3y/o coming up from basement: "daddy my hands are cold," me: "yeah the basement is cold," 3y/o: "no, my hands are cold up here." #dadjoke