Quick while we don't have a FBI Director, copy all the VHS tapes you have! No one can stop you! https://t.co/zxUvnPWMtW
Just so we're all on the same page, Trump fired the FBI Director in charge of investigating his campaign for colluding with Russia.
There seems to be something wrong with the fact that I can create an @amazon dash button for a Bonzai tree.
Hey guys... it's May.
this is brilliant: https://t.co/bMWP6nyKNq
@ianlandsman Guess I wanna be vegan
@ianlandsman I expect it too. This just feels different somehow. More dirty? Idk why just feels worse.
I never trusted Unroll.me when everyone else swore by it. Here’s why https://t.co/2ciNbwEXyN
@ianlandsman I love how people are like, "well it's free..." I didn't realize free means "the right to help one company game another"
@ianlandsman Holy shit.
In my excessive celebration I woke he baby.
HOLY SHIT RANGERS!!!
Oh my god my sphincter #Rangers