Honest question: is there a such thing as non-gluten free cheese? https://t.co/1ogSHDTogu
Currently paralyzed w/ fear in my kitchen: kids are playing nicely with each other in the living room...must not upset the delicate balance
You can literally name a minor league baseball team anything and people won't bat an eye. Cincinnati Chuckle Tits would be a perfect name
@JasmineTMEvents what I do?
Adulting so hard right now https://t.co/W8h7mqFLmx
@JasmineTMEvents I've cursed at everything from the weather to cars to overflowing toilets. Cursings my thing.
@JasmineTMEvents IT'S VERY FUN GODDAMNIT.
@Jason I think I'm being BS'ed by a guy about who is investing in his company. Know any ways to find out the truth to something like that?
Treating my team. https://t.co/yPzs9SKd5s
As the Mayor of Pittsburgh, I can assure you that we will follow the guidelines of the Paris Agreement for our peop… https://t.co/kOIEW44Odh
Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.
11-year-old mom forced to marry her rapist by Sharia court in Afghanistan—sorry, I mean Christian church in Florida… https://t.co/kGEpwnnoUR
Can we just call these what they are American concentration camps https://t.co/PhhGCWfOVj
@coderabbi What editor/IDE are you using these days?
I just set @opera as my default browser….I don’t even know who I am anymore
(THREAD) I'm an experienced criminal investigator and attorney. Here's a SIMPLE FACT that will TRANSFORM how you se… https://t.co/SvDB0AFh2u
Use my new travel mode to keep your data safely away from prying eyes at border crossings! https://t.co/b2ksBUr3r0