Hey guys... it's May.
this is brilliant: https://t.co/bMWP6nyKNq
@ianlandsman Guess I wanna be vegan
@ianlandsman I expect it too. This just feels different somehow. More dirty? Idk why just feels worse.
I never trusted Unroll.me when everyone else swore by it. Here’s why https://t.co/2ciNbwEXyN
@ianlandsman I love how people are like, "well it's free..." I didn't realize free means "the right to help one company game another"
@ianlandsman Holy shit.
In my excessive celebration I woke he baby.
HOLY SHIT RANGERS!!!
Oh my god my sphincter #Rangers
No one move. Stay where you are. If you're pooping, stay there.
Google is now discontinuing the two messaging apps of theirs I use in hopes of getting me to adopt three of the six remaining ones
@HLundqvist30 has some back tape on the butt of his stick. I never noticed this but tonight it's making me crap my pants.
@NYRangers playoff hockey…the only time of year I contemplate wearing my kids diapers.
@nyr351 That too.