It's almost as if electing an unstable Fox News viewer in his 70s with no governing experience wasn't a great idea. https://t.co/EArEEoUDBB
I’d watch the shit out of a @southpark show w/ the fat kids from the WoW ep. where they review games in Cartman’s basement
Uh…when @realDonaldTrump tweeted: "SEE YOU IN COURT…” does he not realize that he's IN court? Like, he's lost twice...in court…
Cleanup after the storm is massive undertaking. No not the snow. The storm of toys & crap after my kids spend the day stuck in the house.
Very important to get your DeVos jokes in while people can still read
All Children Left Behind https://t.co/BLyO1i3c30
3y/o coming up from basement: "daddy my hands are cold," me: "yeah the basement is cold," 3y/o: "no, my hands are cold up here." #dadjoke
My 3y/o quizzing me on @DoctorWho_BBCA "daddy whose the 4th doctor, whose the 3rd...whose the 2nd," feels like I'm in some sorta nerd school
BREAKING: Appeals court denies Trump admin. request for stay of injunction on immigration order, meaning the Trump order remains suspended.
TIL you can be a "professional 'roo shooter" in Australia
From our so-called president: https://t.co/OkBU6or63M
POTUS req to pay for own accoms. while on vacay. But taxpayers will pay for SS and other staff's accoms while staying in POTUS owned prop.
Me: “I need a PHP developer” Dev: “I have 13 years Java exp” Me: “I need a FUCKING PHP DEVELOPER” Recruiter: “here are 12 Ruby devs…” #fml
Oh, no shit? I just assumed my water was hot now because of global warming. https://t.co/lXOFyGj0eR