Cleanup after the storm is massive undertaking. No not the snow. The storm of toys & crap after my kids spend the day stuck in the house.
Very important to get your DeVos jokes in while people can still read
All Children Left Behind https://t.co/BLyO1i3c30
3y/o coming up from basement: "daddy my hands are cold," me: "yeah the basement is cold," 3y/o: "no, my hands are cold up here." #dadjoke
My 3y/o quizzing me on @DoctorWho_BBCA "daddy whose the 4th doctor, whose the 3rd...whose the 2nd," feels like I'm in some sorta nerd school
BREAKING: Appeals court denies Trump admin. request for stay of injunction on immigration order, meaning the Trump order remains suspended.
TIL you can be a "professional 'roo shooter" in Australia
From our so-called president: https://t.co/OkBU6or63M
POTUS req to pay for own accoms. while on vacay. But taxpayers will pay for SS and other staff's accoms while staying in POTUS owned prop.
Me: “I need a PHP developer” Dev: “I have 13 years Java exp” Me: “I need a FUCKING PHP DEVELOPER” Recruiter: “here are 12 Ruby devs…” #fml
Oh, no shit? I just assumed my water was hot now because of global warming. https://t.co/lXOFyGj0eR
@felixge i need help with this too. Maybe a google hangout to talk about this crap with ppl?
I can't do this for 4 years. I'm not strong enough. How do I deal with what I'm seeing and work and live a life? Jesus Christ I'm tired.
Everything about this is both depressing and painful and probably 100% true. https://t.co/YfAPXaweUl