things I think about when putting my kids to sleep: where did all the super villains go in The Incredibles? Why weren’t they causing mayhem?
going to be live streaming in about 30 minutes!
If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.
If you're gonna tax all Americans to keep us safe how about using the money to fund a program where I can afford to… https://t.co/H75gVMqtfz
Does Trump really want to lead this country into shame and barbarity? Congress and all Americans must defend our va… https://t.co/SlceXnMpGz
Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS. You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!
Co-worker just told me "there's no rush" on a task, not realizing that there are items in the "no rush" pile dating back to 2004.
I left him alone for FIVE minutes. https://t.co/wI2kpcPZ73
some blogging principles I use https://t.co/Fu9p8VQ8iP
Eliminate negativity in your code with this one weird trick. https://t.co/pWvw77sMdv
So if I'm going 80mph down road and get pulled over can I tell the cop I was using an alternative fact where the speed is 80?
King Baby is angry! King Baby is very popular! Trump Attacks News Media Over Reporting on Crowd Size https://t.co/T9I51ZWu7l
my daughter is currently asserting her dominance…she’s looking me in the eyes while she farts very loud.