I left him alone for FIVE minutes. https://t.co/wI2kpcPZ73
some blogging principles I use https://t.co/Fu9p8VQ8iP
Eliminate negativity in your code with this one weird trick. https://t.co/pWvw77sMdv
So if I'm going 80mph down road and get pulled over can I tell the cop I was using an alternative fact where the speed is 80?
King Baby is angry! King Baby is very popular! Trump Attacks News Media Over Reporting on Crowd Size https://t.co/T9I51ZWu7l
my daughter is currently asserting her dominance…she’s looking me in the eyes while she farts very loud.
T-Minus 15 minutes come check it out https://t.co/EpIfxQhEAZ
I honestly never thought of this. I'm floored. https://t.co/sff75zgXGV
You can’t make this shit up: https://t.co/NdBjuiWJlG
In fact, #BetsyDeVos has no experience with student loans, Pell Grants, or public education at all.
Boy, the #NYR goal song sounds pretty silly when they just cut the lead to 7-4. Kreider, his 18th, on the PP.
Nice defense. Way to really put in effort and help out your goaltender. https://t.co/NaerdtXilp
If you feel like you're in the wrong universe, remember all this weird crap only started after they turned on the Large Hadron Collider.