my daughter is currently asserting her dominance…she’s looking me in the eyes while she farts very loud.
T-Minus 15 minutes come check it out https://t.co/EpIfxQhEAZ
I honestly never thought of this. I'm floored. https://t.co/sff75zgXGV
You can’t make this shit up: https://t.co/NdBjuiWJlG
In fact, #BetsyDeVos has no experience with student loans, Pell Grants, or public education at all.
Boy, the #NYR goal song sounds pretty silly when they just cut the lead to 7-4. Kreider, his 18th, on the PP.
Nice defense. Way to really put in effort and help out your goaltender. https://t.co/NaerdtXilp
If you feel like you're in the wrong universe, remember all this weird crap only started after they turned on the Large Hadron Collider.
"Draw me like one of your French girls..." https://t.co/U1fbPFEtUf
.@DJRarela was tired of seeing only certain MLK quotes shared so he made some others worth sharing as well: https://t.co/NNeLOO89qa
@DOStatus I did and your team already resolved the issue. Thanks for the quick response!
“90% there” is the new “finished.”
It's telling, I'm afraid, that Donald Trump treats Vladimir Putin with more respect than he does John Lewis.
As Trump slams John Lewis ahead of MLK Day, remember that Lewis risked his life in the '60s while Trump arranged 5… https://t.co/3WCcJxY5UU