Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS. You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!

• @AltNatParkSer
• 2017-01-25 08:58:38

Co-worker just told me "there's no rush" on a task, not realizing that there are items in the "no rush" pile dating back to 2004.

• @JT_Grimes
• 2017-01-24 18:51:32

I left him alone for FIVE minutes. https://t.co/wI2kpcPZ73

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-01-24 09:49:04

some blogging principles I use https://t.co/Fu9p8VQ8iP

• @b0rk
• 2017-01-23 18:43:18

Eliminate negativity in your code with this one weird trick. https://t.co/pWvw77sMdv

• @Tojiro
• 2017-01-23 14:51:05

Can I use an alternative fact that @HillaryClinton won the election so I won't follow any law set by @realDonaldTrump?

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-01-22 12:54:29

So if I'm going 80mph down road and get pulled over can I tell the cop I was using an alternative fact where the speed is 80?

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-01-22 12:52:39

https://t.co/9wmn7n2QUY

• @soledadobrien
• 2017-01-21 19:32:41

White House press secretary attacks media for accurately reporting inauguration crowds https://t.co/HaJhPnSwWN https://t.co/WVDgBKzOxy

• @CNN
• 2017-01-21 19:27:26

King Baby is angry! King Baby is very popular! Trump Attacks News Media Over Reporting on Crowd Size https://t.co/T9I51ZWu7l

• @zeldman
• 2017-01-21 19:24:29

my daughter is currently asserting her dominance…she’s looking me in the eyes while she farts very loud.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-01-21 14:37:37

https://t.co/cZXo7WZMiV

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-01-18 22:54:52

I'm doing some live coding on https://t.co/0lbhonfbJZ Join Now! "The Lazy CMS Project Part 2" https://t.co/mhUDq92hC5 #software #hacker #

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-01-18 21:14:15

T-Minus 15 minutes come check it out https://t.co/EpIfxQhEAZ

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-01-18 20:58:34

I'll be live coding again in about an hour over over at https://t.co/mhUDq92hC5 part 2 of the lazy CMS #php #laravel

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-01-18 20:04:08

@AntMennie my guess is @realDonaldTrump is drawing some fighting stick figures or one of those "S" doodles or a dickbutt

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-01-18 19:17:03

I honestly never thought of this. I'm floored. https://t.co/sff75zgXGV

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-01-17 22:48:24

You can’t make this shit up: https://t.co/NdBjuiWJlG

• @gruber
• 2017-01-17 22:24:09

In fact, #BetsyDeVos has no experience with student loans, Pell Grants, or public education at all.

• @SenWarren
• 2017-01-17 22:22:53

Boy, the #NYR goal song sounds pretty silly when they just cut the lead to 7-4. Kreider, his 18th, on the PP.

• @BrettCyrgalis
• 2017-01-17 21:52:48