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Can I use an alternative fact that @HillaryClinton won the election so I won't follow any law set by @realDonaldTrump?
So if I'm going 80mph down road and get pulled over can I tell the cop I was using an alternative fact where the speed is 80?
White House press secretary attacks media for accurately reporting inauguration crowds https://t.co/HaJhPnSwWN https://t.co/WVDgBKzOxy
King Baby is angry! King Baby is very popular! Trump Attacks News Media Over Reporting on Crowd Size https://t.co/T9I51ZWu7l
my daughter is currently asserting her dominance…she’s looking me in the eyes while she farts very loud.
I'm doing some live coding on https://t.co/0lbhonfbJZ Join Now! "The Lazy CMS Project Part 2" https://t.co/mhUDq92hC5 #software #hacker #
T-Minus 15 minutes come check it out https://t.co/EpIfxQhEAZ
I'll be live coding again in about an hour over over at https://t.co/mhUDq92hC5 part 2 of the lazy CMS #php #laravel
@AntMennie my guess is @realDonaldTrump is drawing some fighting stick figures or one of those "S" doodles or a dickbutt
I honestly never thought of this. I'm floored. https://t.co/sff75zgXGV
You can’t make this shit up: https://t.co/NdBjuiWJlG
In fact, #BetsyDeVos has no experience with student loans, Pell Grants, or public education at all.
Boy, the #NYR goal song sounds pretty silly when they just cut the lead to 7-4. Kreider, his 18th, on the PP.
Nice defense. Way to really put in effort and help out your goaltender. https://t.co/NaerdtXilp
If you feel like you're in the wrong universe, remember all this weird crap only started after they turned on the Large Hadron Collider.
"Draw me like one of your French girls..." https://t.co/U1fbPFEtUf
.@DJRarela was tired of seeing only certain MLK quotes shared so he made some others worth sharing as well: https://t.co/NNeLOO89qa
@DOStatus I did and your team already resolved the issue. Thanks for the quick response!