God bless my little sister for sending this to me https://t.co/eD5zcWaRVk
Just broke my coffee pot...no amount of snow is stopping me from getting to target to buy a new one. #Coffee
If Obama is a Muslim, is Trump a Russian spy? https://t.co/xtpTf3xdJf
I’m really not hearing good things about the new MBP. I’m getting close to an upgrade…might go with a linux box instead
Oh wow. I never thought about this! ? https://t.co/L87MWe5m2H
@jasonaalejandro and you brought some to the office?
Our government took a SECRET vote to do away with the dept that investigates their own misconduct. This should scare the shit out of you.
So, for example, if the congressional ethics office has evidence that members of congress are raping children, they… https://t.co/bK7MDsb3RY
First day back to school and work tomorrow so of course all the kids can't sleep. ☹️
My gym today looks like Walmart on Back Friday. There is literally a line out the door to sign up
Deleted Facebook and Facebook Messenger from my phone...good way to start off the new year
Shhh! Guys don't spoil the new year for everyone on the west coast! #HappyNewYear
Always forward, 2017. https://t.co/fdcgruUNjI
With celebrity death and elections taking the media by the nose, it’s easy to forget that this year saw a great many positives. Let’s look.
Given any class in Laravel 5.4, I can use it as a "facade" on the fly... ? https://t.co/iDmACAvkA2
Wife: “Benjamin, stop taunting the dog!” Benjamin: “I’m not taunting the dog, I’m taunting Jacob” ?