2016, the asshole that it is, exhausted every last possibility to prolong our agony by giving us both a leap day AND a leap second. ??☠️
@mrkx1221 pretty much
So the diner near my house does a mix of 60% maple syrup and 40% butter. It's what God eats. https://t.co/HHJU5cAVMk
@AustenAllred you think that at some point you'll be able to tune those things out...it never happens those toys are soul-grating
@coderabbi well caffeine doesn't speed up typing THAT way. You gotta drink it silly.
@coderabbi but how fast did it load?
the older I get the more I realize this simple truth: cats are assholes
@jeffjarvis Any way Obama can make this stuff more permanent?
Any time I see a name trending on Twitter or Facebook I immediatelythink the person has died… :(
This is why the world needs idealists. https://t.co/z6CFsn3lA6
~15 years trying to make everyone separate HTML, JS & CSS. And then suddenly everything went south and we’re writin… https://t.co/aQutLofg2Q
Wife: "Benji don't unzip that pillow!" Benji (3): "No I have to! It's my destiny!" I think he's been watching too much @LegoNinjago3
If #SuperMarioRun was just $9.99 to buy I would have done it. The whole play 3 levels then you gotta pay doesn't fly with me.
Ok. I just mixed vanilla ice cream into my coffee instead of milk and sugar...holy shit that was the best thing ever.
Remember how we all thought Dan Quayle was an idiot for spelling potato wrong?
Jumping Jesus Chirst…how is it that in 2016 `brew install mysql` STILL fails on every MBP I try it on.