Wife: "Benji don't unzip that pillow!" Benji (3): "No I have to! It's my destiny!" I think he's been watching too much @LegoNinjago3
If #SuperMarioRun was just $9.99 to buy I would have done it. The whole play 3 levels then you gotta pay doesn't fly with me.
Ok. I just mixed vanilla ice cream into my coffee instead of milk and sugar...holy shit that was the best thing ever.
Remember how we all thought Dan Quayle was an idiot for spelling potato wrong?
Jumping Jesus Chirst…how is it that in 2016 `brew install mysql` STILL fails on every MBP I try it on.
@C_Lyn_Creative what do you use to sketch in?
@C_Lyn_Creative is that an iPad Pro?
Rex Tillerson's Wikipedia page was edited overnight. What was removed? His award of the Russian Order of Friendship… https://t.co/6VHQnY9bfc
I changed my terminal font to FiraCode…I’m enjoying it https://t.co/fja4RUpyao
This shit is way way too long for Twitter, and it's worth reading anyhow. Even ends on a hopeful note. Who would h… https://t.co/d9p33RdgaB
Conservatives — so long as you throw temper tantrums over stuff like this, maybe it's not liberals who are "snowfla… https://t.co/LSJydDHysW
Trump has appointed a third Goldman Sachs executive to his economic team. One more and we get a free financial crisis!
This has to matter. This transcends political parties. This is about the fundamental integrity of our government.… https://t.co/UMuQfgdC56
today I introduce my kids to The Neverending Story :)
It's a cold 105 I guess? https://t.co/pCdoQV28uB