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• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-30 11:35:09

Today we drove by a house which had a giant “Wake up, America!” Trump sign. “Wake up, Germany!” Is what’s printed o… https://t.co/YFzlVkeD1q

• @thomasfuchs
• 2016-11-29 11:40:58

me trying to come up with an answer as to why the “Elf on the Shelf” didn’t move last night…. https://t.co/tAgMI5AYXi

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-29 10:07:08

“I DON’T LIKE CHEERIOS!”, says the 3 year old with a mouth full of Cheerios he continues to eat…

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-29 08:21:04

Just completed a 1.11 mi run with @Runkeeper. Check it out! https://t.co/u7pqkggHW8 #Runkeeper

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-28 18:43:12

Damn, @APStylebook on usage of “alt-right": "We should not limit ourselves to letting such groups define themselves…"https://t.co/1LXrWfUdNx

• @jennykutner
• 2016-11-28 15:50:58

Kids pulled the head off new troll doll. Didn't realize the back would be a horror show...this will haunt me https://t.co/Z6hqTi5rXX

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-27 19:40:28

Cabin fever has kicked in and my kids are going nuts today. I can't wait to go back to work tomorrow

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-27 12:07:36

Can someone explain to me why white ppl are praising/remembering Castro when the ppl who ran away from him and his regime are celebrating?

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-27 11:30:58

@AustenAllred as a progressive myself. I can't imagine how someone could do that

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-26 18:44:33

LET THE GORGING ON LEFTOVERS BEGIN

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-26 12:42:16

The CIA's final plan to assassinate Castro was to cleverly arrange for him to get extremely old.

• @KenJennings
• 2016-11-26 08:59:25

I just visited the @StandingRock gift registry. Now they have a laptop, drone & a wind turbine. HO-HO-HO. https://t.co/aqSOaaWQT1

• @pattonoswalt
• 2016-11-24 17:04:07

What country do I live in? How is this family able to blandly meld personal profit, Russia ties and the White House… https://t.co/aV0IjXLMX9

• @JoyAnnReid
• 2016-11-23 14:37:05

@jeffrey_way you can mute a bunch of words and clean up your timeline somewhat

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-23 08:49:48

@ianlandsman @jeffrey_way please don't say 8 my brain can't handle that

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-23 08:49:06

@AustenAllred @BarbaraCorcoran did it right. Her book ends on her selling her company, no one wants to hear what comes after

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-23 08:45:51

my favorite scene in hamilton is where the president elect has to pay $25 million for defrauding 6,000 college students

• @darth
• 2016-11-20 16:51:07

@bitfalls yarn is so much better! Switched 3 projects over and I'm not looking back.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2016-11-20 16:38:34

Just spoke at a fifth-grade career day. I asked, "can we name some things computers aren't good at?" and a girl said "videoconferencing".

• @jxxf
• 2016-11-19 20:55:15