having kids means I get to say things like, “hey the sword of fire is in the basement…” and no on bats an eye
WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS https://t.co/XhJBrsNcqF
Over and over the government has broken its promise to respect Native American sovereign rights. Now it's time for real change. #NoDAPL
TWITTER: something just isn't clicking here HORDE OF RACIST EGGS: [cacophony of immoral filth] TWITTER: eliminate the looping video service
@AustenAllred isn't the deal with the TV app that it unifies all the apps. That's huge, I haven't seen an app or device that does this yet
Debugging Node.js issues: 1. rm -rf node_modules && npm install 2. ???
Where was this kind of comedy last night? https://t.co/71JhLG55G5
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? https://t.co/9lhxuwlU7a
dear #developers take Microsoft Office off your resume…unless you literally coded it…I don’t care that you can open a fucking word doc
Incidentally "Bad Hombres" is the name of my new band.
Looking forward to the Dorito-colored douchebag melting down tonight & tweeting the play by play! Even POTUS agrees he's a #WhinyLittleBitch
@yarnpkg deletes everything from the bower_components folder because we can’t have nice things
Anyone notice the women accusing Trump sorta look like his daughter ?
I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.
"She called us deplorable! That's [unintelligible]." "I'm sorry, sir, but we can't understand you through the hood."