@jasonaalejandro Kids: the cause of me doing really weird things sober.
@davidwalshblog OMG! What happened!
@NJTRANSIT_NEC Wtf does this mean for us stuck on your shit trains?
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans banned the Dixie Chicks for criticizing America while overseas.
Just watched a dude sneeze onto his phone, no attempt to cover his mouth, just huge sneeze kept scrolling. He’s gotta be at least 45...you know part of that generation that complains about my generations manners and inability to get off our phones. #BabyBoomersAreTerrible
@nickf I was at an agency once that readied a pitch and they had 20 people in a room for days on end. I realized it was probably costing us something like 50k an hour in billing. Have no idea what 90% of those folks did. In the end we lost the business ?
Thanks @Lyft for making my morning a nightmare
I’ve enhanced the flavor of this wonderful vegan chili by adding chicken. https://t.co/zycVRweemX
I firmly believe there needs to be an IQ test before one is allowed to use the self checkout at a grocery store
@dreilly712 No beer, but definitely a waterfront
Here’s the loudest thing I’ve ever heard. Lightning strikes somewhere real close to the Princeton Junction train station. https://t.co/1anCxx6onP
That’s the road in front of Princeton junction train station https://t.co/nrbNgrVLZW
Most comprehensive data structure / Big O overview https://t.co/pDNAVA51i4