Thanks @Lyft for making my morning a nightmare
I’ve enhanced the flavor of this wonderful vegan chili by adding chicken. https://t.co/zycVRweemX
I firmly believe there needs to be an IQ test before one is allowed to use the self checkout at a grocery store
@dreilly712 No beer, but definitely a waterfront
Here’s the loudest thing I’ve ever heard. Lightning strikes somewhere real close to the Princeton Junction train station. https://t.co/1anCxx6onP
That’s the road in front of Princeton junction train station https://t.co/nrbNgrVLZW
Most comprehensive data structure / Big O overview https://t.co/pDNAVA51i4
What's amazing to me is that Sarah Sanders is still going to restaurants thinking she's getting clean food.
Life with ADHD means I remember that in 1986 Starship recoded “nothings gonna stop us now” for Mannequin...but forget to take the garbage out and god help me if I don’t put my keys on the same hook every day.
How the hell do you let Trotz resign?!
@coderabbi Asking the important questions here folks.
Who stalled Cap’n Crunches career? At this point he should be an admiral. #showerthoughts
@ericlbarnes But you eat it with a fork and knife so how can we really trust your judgment?
@yoabdelmounaam Oh god. I can see all the article headlines now: “is your site watch responsive?”