I will never not find this funny. https://t.co/ct47crT3lK

• @mrxinu
• 2018-04-23 10:19:31

Most Dad line so far from @SonySantaMonica #GodOfWar Atreus screams, “FATHER YOU’RE ON FIRE!” and Kratos retorts, “I’m fine it will pass” had to pause the game to laugh because i saw myself in that moment.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-22 23:03:32

@AntMennie Horcruxes.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-22 22:26:55

@AntMennie I thankfully/unfortunately do not have any pictures of Nanna’s doll collection. One day she had 1 then the next there were 12. All under plastic. Weirded me out man.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-22 20:59:41

Imagine Netflix pulling a moviepass of sorts…pay a couple of extra bucks a month but you’re able to see whatever is paying in a netflix theater: https://t.co/YCpxj8c2ZV

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-22 18:00:51

No Italian house is complete without a nightmare fuel doll https://t.co/0pXmeZ6iLR

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-22 13:40:05

My Saturday evening https://t.co/VhqjQh39QO

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-21 20:58:40

RIP #VerneTroyer If you or someone you know needs help, call 1-800-273-8255

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-21 19:59:57

@AustenAllred @yoavkaufman @foswi Same thing happened when we went to buy a couch. A couch! They were like, “but it’s 6 months same as cash?” I’m like, but I’m offering you f*cking cash...please just take my money.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-21 19:58:29

Asked the kids what movie they wanted to watch. Steeling myself to have to watch a crappy kids movie for the 70th time. They picked Return of the King! woot!

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-21 19:11:26

@sneakdotberlin @kadavy No. You’ve misunderstood what I said.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-21 15:20:39

@kadavy What I find myself wondering is this: will we hit that wall with gamers? Will video games hit a point where… https://t.co/dV9bMqXTei

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-21 14:44:55

@kadavy I think we have hit that point in hardware for the average computer user. The person who needs to check ema… https://t.co/jyDlSGambM

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-21 14:42:19

10 to 15 years ago if you told me smugmug would be in a position to buy Flickr I would have thought you crazy...yet… https://t.co/TVFJiAlTfP

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-20 21:21:14

I’m trying to will it to be warm. https://t.co/T52Z8Ejsbw

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-20 16:45:57

Truth. https://t.co/nqdm3AnW4J

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-20 09:19:53

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen in a while. The instructions on how to light the pilot for my heater is… https://t.co/L9xljcNASF

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-16 20:02:42

@fpatrick He used to be a writer on SNL he’s got a comedy special on Netflix and had a tv show that was cancelled

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-15 11:28:26

Achieved a new personal record with #Runkeeper: Distance... https://t.co/bEe20s8y4M #FitnessAlerts

• @JoeCianflone
• 2018-04-12 19:20:47

With an inarticulate bellow Conan upended his kitchen table. The only coffee in the house was decaf, the only milk… https://t.co/MFMQwd4J8o

• @ConanSalaryman
• 2018-04-09 09:05:22