My daughter (2) said I have “fart feet” and this insult is now something I will endeavor to use as often as possible

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-26 19:28:22

@JasmineTMEvents getting schooled in the original Mario Kart by our son. He says, “it’s too pixelated to see what I… https://t.co/SwyODtLExU

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-26 19:05:35

@AntMennie Hey! You enjoyed yourself ?

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-26 19:04:01

Kids playing final fantasy 3 thanks @AntMennie! https://t.co/qWhtkzRNQz

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-26 18:48:05

2017 best practices for loading. via @addyosmani Video: https://t.co/SLEV0BeXtn Slides: https://t.co/fwd0R72AMG https://t.co/rWYJPzpwag

• @smashingmag
• 2017-12-25 21:47:33

On behalf of the Obama family, Merry Christmas! We wish you joy and peace this holiday season. https://t.co/CNFUZrhrBj

• @BarackObama
• 2017-12-25 17:00:36

Christmas vacation has just started and I’m already excited for January 2

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-23 13:15:04

my question to people is this: do you just not care about the bubble and the eventual pain or are you too stupid to see it?

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-21 11:55:10

Something something bubble, something something https://t.co/guqmpODhtN something something history repeating itself https://t.co/7Yg4DPQLAE

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-21 11:54:13

@NJTRANSIT_NEC any update on the 2:01. It’s only 23 minutes late with no announcements. At this point you’ll pry m… https://t.co/tEHXMmw4rr

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-20 14:25:16

Q: 2 trains leave New Brunswick and NY Penn station at the same time. Where do they meet? A: they never do because… https://t.co/24z2FLFjtm

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-20 14:20:37

Preppers say you need learn how to grow your own food and build your own stuff for the coming apocalypse...I’ve lea… https://t.co/9WpEdGaBcT

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-18 16:53:31

???? https://t.co/WNy8B6pekK

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-15 10:06:30

@AntMennie @RepChrisSmith He took telco money. He has a position. It’s called “fuck you constituents”

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-15 09:45:38

Want to understand what the FCC did today. They legalized the digital version of the “colored people” water fountai… https://t.co/2woKvHeBKO

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-14 21:10:58

A moment of silence for the net. And then start screamig our fucking heads off. https://t.co/1fTkpw0Tiq

• @jeffjarvis
• 2017-12-14 13:25:10

For a confluence of reasons today I feel hopeful for the first time in a long time. It’s good.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-13 10:01:09

But...maybe they’re anonymous because they don’t want you to personalize things for them. Maybe you shouldn’t pick… https://t.co/D6aIqTJATV

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-13 10:00:01

Black folks elected Doug Jones. FYI. #AlabamaSenateElection https://t.co/CErgK6eOeI

• @deray
• 2017-12-12 23:09:25

@aaronsylvan I also hate it when I unsubscribe and they tell me it will take X weeks to fully remove me. Like, no, it does not.

• @JoeCianflone
• 2017-12-12 20:09:33