My daughter (2) said I have “fart feet” and this insult is now something I will endeavor to use as often as possible
@AntMennie Hey! You enjoyed yourself ?
On behalf of the Obama family, Merry Christmas! We wish you joy and peace this holiday season. https://t.co/CNFUZrhrBj
Christmas vacation has just started and I’m already excited for January 2
my question to people is this: do you just not care about the bubble and the eventual pain or are you too stupid to see it?
Q: 2 trains leave New Brunswick and NY Penn station at the same time. Where do they meet? A: they never do because… https://t.co/24z2FLFjtm
Preppers say you need learn how to grow your own food and build your own stuff for the coming apocalypse...I’ve lea… https://t.co/9WpEdGaBcT
Want to understand what the FCC did today. They legalized the digital version of the “colored people” water fountai… https://t.co/2woKvHeBKO
A moment of silence for the net. And then start screamig our fucking heads off. https://t.co/1fTkpw0Tiq
For a confluence of reasons today I feel hopeful for the first time in a long time. It’s good.
But...maybe they’re anonymous because they don’t want you to personalize things for them. Maybe you shouldn’t pick… https://t.co/D6aIqTJATV
@aaronsylvan I also hate it when I unsubscribe and they tell me it will take X weeks to fully remove me. Like, no, it does not.