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My 4y/o asked me what would happen if aliens took all the trees to space and now I have a new irrational fear.

When you’re working late and you end up totally inverting your nav elements…you know it’s time to call it a night. https://t.co/PzL1Iq1Jtq

As a Jr Dev I worked with a Sr Dev that always asked, “but why…” to everything. Infuriated me at the time. All these years later, I get it. Thats a key difference between a Jr/Mid/Sr dev, the willingness to ask, “but why” to everything, question all your teams/your assumptions

Someone is actively trying to compromise an account of mine, I got a 2FA notification...but I can't tell from what account because it was a phone call. Panicking because to get to the 2FA that means you HAVE my password, but I can't tell to account what because it didn't say

@stauffermatt I actually teach PHP to students, first place I point them is PHP the Right Way, then we go through the Laracasts beginning PHP series

Im irrationally annoyed that @BWWings is trying to make something called Wings Tuesday...it’s Taco Tuesday you could just have Wings Wednesday stop fucking up the alliteration!

@benlandis It depends what you think will happen if you win. you could win but have the other person hate you. That could mean no deals in the future. You could also have to deal with “malicious compliance” or them just backing out. It’s more about how they feel in the end.

Is there a markdown app that can import a word doc and take in tracked changes?

Next time I hear a javascript developer lol about PHP I’m going to show them this screenshot. Package has been downloaded 2.1 million times this week...I’m not knocking this work, but don’t complain naming inconsistencies if you pull in a package to check if you’re root. https://t.co/rS975hGRNN

Dream this morning: I was going to talk to @paulg about a product. I had shown a few people my product and they were excited. Sit down with Paul to explain it and...my kids wake me up. Can’t remember the product idea but can remember everything else! Thanks kids.

"So this 'throne game' ends at last." growled Conan, flicking through his timeline with a spatulate thumb. "Tis about time, by Crom. When I became ruler of Aquilonia, it took me not eight years, but eight seconds to wrench the crown from the previous king's corpse."

Facebook is sucking up extremely sensitive, personal medical data from collaborating apps, even when users aren't on Facebook. It's hard to be surprised by Facebook after the endless avalanche of scandals, but this is still shockingly outrageous. https://t.co/llhrGMNHMT https://t.co/vhQVSNsmHw